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     https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2023/02/09/china-spy-balloon-sought-us-communications-state-department/11219163002/      I have an unhealthy obsession with this alleged Chinese spy balloon. I know it’s already been obliterated, but at the same time the story in itself is somewhat hilarious. For those of you who don’t know, a balloon from China was spotted in the United States, in the state of Montana. China claims that it was a special balloon used for meteorology that just “flew off course”. With tensions growing between the two countries, American citizens were skeptical and they begged the government to destroy this balloon. Initially the military and the president advocated against it. Their reasons being, that the leftover debris would harm the environment and monitoring the balloon in case the Chinese government was telling the truth. For almost a week this balloon soared across the U.S. until their government finally decided to shoo...

 I’m going to be honest for a second, my life really isn’t that exciting. On Monday through Friday I spend my time going to a school that’s 35 minutes away from my house and then once school is over drive 35 minutes back home. The only remotely interesting thing that has happened to me this week is that I made the smart decision to ruin my car while pulling into the garage.  The hilarious part is this car has been through so much worse. It’s actually been rammed by a school bus during my freshman year in college and yet no dents were made at that time, only scratches. It’s even survived falling off a round about when hydroplaning. But yesterday everything changed. My mom was running out to go to an event in support of a friend. I still needed to park my car into the garage or I would be blocking her way out. She was in a hurry so I pulled in a little too close to the garage door frame. I saw my mirror was up against it and I thought “Ehhh it’s done this before, my mirror can f...